You'll never guess who we shared a quadrant with for the last 90 days!! That's our team after our successful completion of the program.
Greetings, BPFers! We are back home after spending a hellish journey through scientific rehab where we were forced to abandon logic and reasoning and live in the moment as long as that moment had a lab and hypothesis built into the formula. Our daily itinerant included a breakfast of space food sticks and tang followed by an exercise capsule like the one Woody Allen used in Sleeper. We would then man a technological potential chamber and rake the yard with other prominent scientific minds. Yeah, a big brained cartoon character and his rodent assistant were the comic relief when it came time for group therapy pods, and our afternoons were filled with labor-intensive tasks since most of us are as soft as a government grant for research. Evenings included meals made from hallogram crackers, chocolate flavored memory chips, and whatever slop the cook who failed every science class in high school could foist upon our quadrant. It was bed time at 9 pm or lights presently occupied time where we would rest in our sleep tubes like Harlan Ellison wrote about in one of his books. We are glad to be back at BPF and hope to engage frontal lobe peek activity in the near future. By the way BPFers, the room mate was a famous robot from an old TV series who kept having night terrors where he would mumble something about a Will Robinson. Hope, you never have to go to one of these places, it is a serious life generating subsider.
