Anonymous Coward Predicts Cataclysmic Events in New Year!!!
1. New show combining old whores and old testament thinking debuts on ABC-Intelligent Designing Women!!!!
2.HGTV and FOX News will collaborate on Home School Improvement series entitled Intelligent Design on A Dime!!!!
3.Ben Stein changes cadence in delivery, causes tear in fabric of universe!!!!
4. Scientists base all decisions on biblical readings and artifacts found in 2,000 year old Sunday school class!!!! Did Construction Paper Projects exist prior to pre-school crafts?
5. Jon and Kate Plus 8 Equals Nobody Cares Anymore Formula Proven true by Howard University Professors
6. Cheeseball rolls over Omaha raising cholesterol of Nebraska by 100 points!!!!
7. Student texts another student during class, gets prize for one millionth text of year, winning bounty includes GED test, job at Walmart, and unwanted pregnancy!!!!
8. Man survives another year on planet despite attempts to destroy civilization for 2,010th year in a row!!! Better luck next year, sport!
9. Downloadable music actually not worth downloading according to Julliard School of Music Professor and 14 year old girl in Skokie, Illinois.
10. Year ends on same day as last one, correlation studies begin in earnest!!!!
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