
AND THEY WON'T BE BUILT BY AMERICANS, SO YOU KNOW THEY'LL WORK!!!!!!
Robots will change the world, according to the latest issue of Scientific Visions. Here are some of the things robots will be able to do by the year 2020:
- The ability to fill in all of your unemployment forms in triplicate without the urge to burn the place to the ground.
- X-ray vision that will allow man to see through the phoniness of political attack ads and vote for intelligent people.
- Extra warm center for heating up coffee and drinks on cold winter days.
- Dance moves for the ladies, so that you don't have to impress anybody anymore.
- Intelligent design that will make a mockery of intelligent design.
So, as you can see, robots are going to make our lives easier if we can get the funding from the science- hating government. Please write your local congressman or woman and tell them to support the new Robot Stimulus Bill. You'll be glad you did, and the robots will too.