These Thoughts Have a Mind Of Their Own!!!
1. Anything with Larry King, especially his CNN talk show, the last vestiges of a radio presence, and that column in USA Today. Why can't we stop this media monster from infiltrating our households?
4. Reality Shows That Resurrect the Deservedly Dead Careers of Long-Forgotten Celebrities- Dustin Diamond, Scott Baio, Any former member of Motley Crue. Come on, what type of world entertains less entertaining ideas? These shows are more damaging to your eyes than staring directly at an eclipse of the sun.
5. The Hills- At least give them eyes and a creepy horror theme so that we know to stay away from this fright fest of the forever brain dead.
Here is your list of Brain Pandemics for the week of 10/12/09:
1. Anything with Larry King, especially his CNN talk show, the last vestiges of a radio presence, and that column in USA Today. Why can't we stop this media monster from infiltrating our households?
2. Chia Obama- It was a harmless race joke meant to simply exploit the first black president for a quick Walgreen buck while simultaneously keeping hope alive. Can it be stopped, dear God in heaven, can it be stopped!
3. Videos of Cats Playing Piano or some other craptastic waste of time. It was a lark that became a fad that became a million hits on You Tube and another sign that the Apocalypse is about to move in to the house next door and complain about the noise level at your next barbecue.
4. Reality Shows That Resurrect the Deservedly Dead Careers of Long-Forgotten Celebrities- Dustin Diamond, Scott Baio, Any former member of Motley Crue. Come on, what type of world entertains less entertaining ideas? These shows are more damaging to your eyes than staring directly at an eclipse of the sun.
5. The Hills- At least give them eyes and a creepy horror theme so that we know to stay away from this fright fest of the forever brain dead. These are the trends, the thoughts, the ideas that are declared highest level brain pandemic for this week
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