Your mind is defenseless against information! We are the office of Brain Pan Full, a combination of the greatest minds known to the fields of science and information . We are here to warn you of the folly of tomorrow, the risks of today and the near perfect future. Today we concentrate solely on the world of transportation.
I am sure you are as disappointed as we are at BPF that nobody is reaching their destinations with a rocket jet pack strapped to the precarious shoulders of the human body. You come up with a prototype that doesn't quite meet the strict standards of the government and you're the butt of every scientists' attempt at humor. If I have to hear another joke about Physics outweighing Fission, I'll move to Russia and invent non stick teflon for the gal on the go who can't afford another stay at the Gulag.
Many uninformed individuals will point to the electric car and predict the end of the oil monopoly. Still others will offer a counter argument for hydrogen and write ribbons about the environmental advantages of this new energy. Both would be missing the point of true alternative energy sources. Two words for the next fuel source in the world: Trash Smash.
That's right Brainpanners, all you need to have in any car is provided in the garbage of your home. Most garbage has enough chemicals to start a chain reaction that could re-energize the way we pollute our surroundings. Imagine a world where that car full of left over fast food wrappers is the very stuff that ignites that engine to move forward on the road to progress and more fast food wrappers. It could work, but I doubt anyone will support the research with financial investments , and since that is highly doubtful, I daresay we will come full circle and one day be riding our trusty steed to the oaken bucket general store to once again stall the world of science.
You were warned here first- The near perfect future is right around the corner if we only dare to speak .
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